We can't be sure
but it's possible
that if you enjoy clicking eyeballs
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You might enjoy
this page
and it's slightly overwhelming and surreal clip-art gallery
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But maybe, just maybe
we should talk
about impulse control
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Or we could talk
about procrastination
I mean.. well, you've read this cul-de-sac of a page right to the bottom now, even if click-happy impulse control got the better of you again. In which case you've already been herded back to the main site several times. But you've persisted. Well, we like the cut of your jib; it shows dedication and we salute you! After all, we built this page because we got bored creating the sensible pages on this website and we wanted to play with all the shiny objects in the Wix clip-art gallery instead!
Welcome home!
If you email wowthatworkscounselling@gmail and say "Hi, I'm an eyeball clicker" you will receive a once-only $10 refund for a single session after you book it. Who said there weren't perks for being distractable!
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